Anal Itch Relief Inc.

*Business customers must order in full case counts to receive additional wholesale overstock discounts.

Have you caught your friend, family member, neighbor or co-worker scratching their butt all the time?

Get them urgent help by sending them our Anal Itch Relief! After the embarrassment, they'll thank you for it!

How to send help to your friend in need!

• Select your itchiest friend!
• Place the Anal Itch Relief in your cart
• To mail directly to your friend order this product separately from any other items
• Multiple recipients, with different addresses, will require their own separate transaction(s)
• Use the recipient's address under the shipping address.
• Use your address under the billing address

It makes a great gag gift on a birthday or for a bachelor party! Great for friends, family, and frenemies! This synthetic red feather comes in a bubble mailer package with the feather and instructions enclosed and large writing on the front of the package that will have the mailman laughing, too!

Give them a laugh and let them know someone has noticed by sending this mailer their way! It makes the perfect revenge for anyone who's been on the receiving end of a prank, too! Get back at your friends and do something memorable!

Measurements:

• Bubble mailer: 9.25 inches Length x 7.1 inches Wide x 0.1 inches Deep
• Feather length varies from 4.7 inches to 6.7 inches
  
  Materials: Synthetic fibers
  
  Color: Red
  
  Note: THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM. NOT TO BE USED FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES
  
  

  Key Features:

• Fun Prank Gift: Have a laugh with your friends with a simple and harmless gag gift!
• Don't worry about allergies; this feather is made out of synthetic fibers to prevent chronic anal irritation.