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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws 8-Pack

$6.60
The Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares is approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the in.Official line of adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022.in. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high-quality paper 8-inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more!

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